Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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