she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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