So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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