I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i came on her dog
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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