just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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