And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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