it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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