Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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