so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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