Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I think I just shit out all my problems.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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