spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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