Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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