We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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