Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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