R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
