so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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