Nicole vs. Life
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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