bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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