I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower