She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I love you. Go after that dick
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