They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.