So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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