Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
what day is it and did you see me today?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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