my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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