Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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