Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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