Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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