Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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