But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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