You know, be my cock's hype man.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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