I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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