Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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