he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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