yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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