The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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