I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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