How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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