The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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