You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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