Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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