Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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