she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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