Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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