Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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