i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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