He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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