try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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