You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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