would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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