Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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