so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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