You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
