So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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