I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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