I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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